Profil for MariaB430

I'm probably one of the funniest and most fun girls you will ever meet. I should mention that I often over-exaggerate and compulsively lie but you have to trust me on the first part. If you want to know more about me ask me but the answer will probably be a lie and totally blown out of proportion but it's worth a try. I also am a huge fan of coercing people into doing things- especially if it goes against their better judgment. I've never underestimated the stupidity of others because it has been a great source of personal entertainment for years. I'm sarcastic, love having a good time and love making people laugh. I'm a pretty passionate person, I care deeply about my family, friends, my faith, and my career. I'm very opinionated and I also am a sponge of useless knowledge. I am into a lot of things: cooking, music, wii, hanging out with friends, drinking, I pretty much love enjoying life and am up for anything almost all the time.

Umm how about I don't answer this question but I tell you what kind of guy I am looking for. Someone who can make me laugh. Someone that enjoys life and who preferably doesn't live in their parent's basement. Someone who isn't afraid to make decisions. Someone who can handle sarcasm. If you don't think The Office is one of the funniest shows on TV or if you haven't heard of Flight of The Conchords, then we probably won't get along. If you can cook or if you watch the Food Network that's a plus.